A Christmas Dilemma

I’ll never know the reason why,

someone gave that blinking tie.

That shrinking head – that coiling snake,

that diet book – that fruity cake.

That cutting board – that silky bra,

that water toy – that meat so raw.

That fuzzy hat – that joking toy,

that farting doll – that jug of soy.

Giving is the best they say,

receiving’s less and not the way.

That is not the main concern,

keep the junk or just return?

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