Booger Blast

Be it cold or allergies –

it’s for certain you will sneeze.

Running beak and aching limbs,

in pure hell your body swims.

Drink your fluids – take those pills,

nothing works then comes the chills.

Bundled up in layered clothes,

no air getting through your nose.

Grab those tissues – wad them up,

’round your face you try to cup.

Take a breath – hold it some,

sure relief is quick to come.

Building steam you blow it out,

contents take a different route.

All around you it has massed,

you’ve just had a Booger Blast.



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