Perhaps there’d be no argument,
if Robots ran for President.
Program them with all the traits,
built in mass from all the states.
Issues would be up for votes,
meaningless would be the quotes.
Software’d be reality,
throw out personality.
Finals are a Blowout Bowl,
no need to have a final poll.
The Robot standing at the end,
would be the one we’d have to send.
No need for the millions spent,
that leads to so much discontent.
All day and night the “Pres” would toil,
and only need a can of oil.