God’s Prostate

Way back When the World Began,
God worked Hard to create “Man.”
As ideas from Him were Sprung,
must Have Been extremely Young.

Spry and Strong – feeling his Oats,
sure would Like to see his Notes.
Prostate – Smostate, After Thought,
Haste makes Waste and now he’s Caught.

Time has Passed – Billions of Years,
Age has Rearranged his Gears.
a Walnut Gland is now a Felon,
and Feels like a Watermelon.

Perhaps can’t Sleep throughout the Night,
and Many Trips to drain it Right.
Plus the Drips that Dot his Wear,
and Cannot sit through Angel’s Prayer.

No explanation Makes much Sense,
except for One – I will Condense.
Prostate’s not There because you See,
God’s a “She” and not a “He.”

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