No Way I Could Shave My Legs

No Way I Could Shave My Legs,
how To do it Question Begs.
Fall in Shower – Drown in Tub,
just My starting Problems Bub.

Blood Transfusion to Begin,
from The first Nick in my Shin.
As I move Up to my Knee,
Plastic Surgeons call with Glee.

When come Close to Private Parts,
Super Shrinkage off the Charts.
If get This far Have to Say,
Other Leg might Run Away.

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