For our Mail Carrier

I am a Champion Procrastinator when it comes to anything associated with assembly, repair, or replace.  I had put off replacing our mailbox for a long time until my wife marched me to the store and bought a new one.  Then I was given the detestable task of assembling and installing the thing.  After completion – I wrote the following Rhyme, and taped it inside the mailbox, for our mail carrier.  I am certain he thought that I was a Loony Old Man but he did leave a note, “Thank you – it looks good.”

“Mr. Handy” I am Not,
Erecting this Took all I Got.
Was the Worst one ‘Round these Blocks,
Hope this Is my Last Mail Box!

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