Got a Reverse Elvis Sneer,
I’m not Him that Fact is Clear.
Though I truly Feel the Blues,
Have misplaced my Blue Suede Shoes.
Got inverted “Y Thing” going,
Added Feature should be Showing.
Place a Circle and In Line,
Could be Sporting a Peace Sign.
Although folks Stopped and Stared,
My little Dog just never Cared.
I carry On but If in Doubt,
Can face the World with Left Face Out.